One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.
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Melvin Helitzer
I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Yogi Berra
I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Jack Benny
I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious no matter what it costs.
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Art Buchwald
I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion I think it must be gratitude.
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Benjamin Disraeli
More Quotes By Irvin S. Cobb
Daylight would have shown a wilderness weathered and blowzy, a wanton that had lived her summer too fast and too greedily. It would have shown the white birches pale and shivering in a sudden ague, and here and there an ash or a sumac burning...
I've just learned about his illness let's hope it's nothing trivial.
A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't.
If a woman likes another woman she's cordial. If she doesn't like her she's very cordial.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
